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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
~ Steven Wright -
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I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right.
~ Billy Graham -
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if you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
~ Unknown -
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
~ Woody Allen -
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
~ Drew Carey -
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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
~ Bill Cosby -
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If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
~ Bill Cosby -
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Balancing the budget is like protecting your virtue. You just have to learn to say no.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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