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Sometimes when I’m faced with an unbeliever, an atheist, I am tempted to invite him to the greatest gourmet dinner that one could ever serve, and when we finish eating that magnificent dinner, to ask him if he believes there’s a cook.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
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'Whines' are products of sour grapes.
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So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
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One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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