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If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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It is not all butter that a cow drops
~ John Heywood 1497 - 1580
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If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.
~ Unknown -
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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,
You have to go places quite out of the way,
You have to go places no others can get to.
You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too
~ Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel) 1904 - 1991
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Hooray for most things!
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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