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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
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You never move up if you are continually running somebody down.
~ Unknown -
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Look at me. Worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
~ S.J. Perelan 1904 - 1979
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
~ Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens) 1835 - 1910
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If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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“Meow” means “woof” in cat.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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