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Hooray for most things!
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Look at me. Worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
~ S.J. Perelan 1904 - 1979
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The way to be successful is to follow the advice you give to others.
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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
~ Lord Byron 1788 - 1824
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I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
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