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Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
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You know that you're over the hill - When your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill
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Why can’t problems hit us when we’re seventeen and we know everything?
~ Unknown -
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I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
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Balancing the budget is like protecting your virtue. You just have to learn to say no.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.
~ Unknown -
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You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So... get on your way!
~ Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel) 1904 - 1991
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