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Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
~ Unknown -
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
~ Bill Cosby -
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'Whines' are products of sour grapes.
~ Unknown -
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
~ Bill Cosby -
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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Posted By: Bill C
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If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
~ Robin Williams -
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.
~ Unknown -
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