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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
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Never test the waters with both feet.
~ Unknown -
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I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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