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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right.
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Posted By: Bill C
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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977
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Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
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Sometimes when I’m faced with an unbeliever, an atheist, I am tempted to invite him to the greatest gourmet dinner that one could ever serve, and when we finish eating that magnificent dinner, to ask him if he believes there’s a cook.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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