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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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When your feet hit the floor each morning, do you make your enemy the devil say, "Oh crap, he's up"?
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Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
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