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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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if you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
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Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
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If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.
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So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Oh what a tangled web do parents weave, When they think that their children are naive.
~ Ogden Nash 1902 - 1971
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