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Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
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We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
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Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
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Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Never test the waters with both feet.
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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
~ Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens) 1835 - 1910
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