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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
~ Steven Wright -
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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
~ Bill Cosby -
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I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right.
~ Billy Graham -
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Half this game is ninety percent mental.
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'Whines' are products of sour grapes.
~ Unknown -
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