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If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
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Posted By: Bill C
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Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
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if you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
~ Unknown -
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You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
~ Unknown -
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It is not all butter that a cow drops
~ John Heywood 1497 - 1580
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If you speak when you’re angry, you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
~ Unknown -
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