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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
~ Lord Byron 1788 - 1824
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Why can’t problems hit us when we’re seventeen and we know everything?
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If you speak when you’re angry, you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
~ Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens) 1835 - 1910
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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If you're in a bad situation, don't worry, it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry, it'll change.
~ John A Simone Sr. 1932 - 1996
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