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He who throws dirt loses ground.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
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Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
~ Al Unser -
Posted By: Bill C
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If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous
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If you speak when you’re angry, you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
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If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
~ Robin Williams -
Posted By: anonymous
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
~ Steven Wright -
Posted By: anonymous
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I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
~ Robert Downey, Jr. -
Posted By: anonymous
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
~ Woody Allen -
Posted By: anonymous