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When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
~ Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens) 1835 - 1910
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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The way to be successful is to follow the advice you give to others.
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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If you're in a bad situation, don't worry, it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry, it'll change.
~ John A Simone Sr. 1932 - 1996
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I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right.
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It is well for people to change their minds occasionally in order to keep them clean.
~ Luther Burbank 1849 - 1926
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