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If you speak when you’re angry, you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
~ Unknown -
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Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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if you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
~ Unknown -
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If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.
~ Unknown -
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I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.
~ Unknown -
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