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  • When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

    ~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Half this game is ninety percent mental.

    ~ Lawrence "Yogi" Berra - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

    ~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

    ~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • If you're in a bad situation, don't worry, it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry, it'll change.

    ~ John A Simone Sr. 1932 - 1996 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.

    ~ Unknown - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Oh what a tangled web do parents weave, When they think that their children are naive.

    ~ Ogden Nash 1902 - 1971 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

    ~ Bill Cosby - Posted By: anonymous

     

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