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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Look at me. Worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
~ S.J. Perelan 1904 - 1979
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So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
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