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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
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Posted By: anonymous
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So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous
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I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right.
~ Billy Graham -
Posted By: Bill C
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I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
~ Robert Downey, Jr. -
Posted By: anonymous
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
~ Steven Wright -
Posted By: anonymous
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If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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