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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
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Posted By: Bill C
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If you're in a bad situation, don't worry, it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry, it'll change.
~ John A Simone Sr. 1932 - 1996
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
~ Bill Cosby -
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It is not all butter that a cow drops
~ John Heywood 1497 - 1580
Posted By: anonymous
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If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous