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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
~ Unknown -
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If you're in a bad situation, don't worry, it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry, it'll change.
~ John A Simone Sr. 1932 - 1996
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Why can’t problems hit us when we’re seventeen and we know everything?
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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'Whines' are products of sour grapes.
~ Unknown -
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If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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