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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977
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I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right.
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Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
~ Bill Cosby -
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
~ Bill Cosby -
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