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If you're in a bad situation, don't worry, it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry, it'll change.
~ John A Simone Sr. 1932 - 1996
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
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Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
~ Harry S. Truman 1884 - 1972
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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
~ Lord Byron 1788 - 1824
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