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You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
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if you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
~ Unknown -
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So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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“Meow” means “woof” in cat.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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If you're in a bad situation, don't worry, it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry, it'll change.
~ John A Simone Sr. 1932 - 1996
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Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.
~ Unknown -
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