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Oh what a tangled web do parents weave, When they think that their children are naive.
~ Ogden Nash 1902 - 1971
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
~ Harry S. Truman 1884 - 1972
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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
~ Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens) 1835 - 1910
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If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.
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It is well for people to change their minds occasionally in order to keep them clean.
~ Luther Burbank 1849 - 1926
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Why can’t problems hit us when we’re seventeen and we know everything?
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You know that you're over the hill - When your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill
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