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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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Look at me. Worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
~ S.J. Perelan 1904 - 1979
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If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
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It is well for people to change their minds occasionally in order to keep them clean.
~ Luther Burbank 1849 - 1926
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If you're in a bad situation, don't worry, it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry, it'll change.
~ John A Simone Sr. 1932 - 1996
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