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One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Oh what a tangled web do parents weave, When they think that their children are naive.
~ Ogden Nash 1902 - 1971
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You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
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If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
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Why can’t problems hit us when we’re seventeen and we know everything?
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
~ Lord Byron 1788 - 1824
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“Meow” means “woof” in cat.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977
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