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Balancing the budget is like protecting your virtue. You just have to learn to say no.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
~ Lord Byron 1788 - 1824
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