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Hooray for most things!
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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When your feet hit the floor each morning, do you make your enemy the devil say, "Oh crap, he's up"?
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Oh what a tangled web do parents weave, When they think that their children are naive.
~ Ogden Nash 1902 - 1971
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If you're in a bad situation, don't worry, it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry, it'll change.
~ John A Simone Sr. 1932 - 1996
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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Balancing the budget is like protecting your virtue. You just have to learn to say no.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977
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