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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
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Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
~ Harry S. Truman 1884 - 1972
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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
~ Unknown -
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So... get on your way!
~ Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel) 1904 - 1991
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You know that you're over the hill - When your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill
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