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Oh what a tangled web do parents weave, When they think that their children are naive.
~ Ogden Nash 1902 - 1971
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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
~ Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens) 1835 - 1910
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Hooray for most things!
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
~ Unknown -
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
~ Drew Carey -
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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
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You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
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