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It is not all butter that a cow drops
~ John Heywood 1497 - 1580
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
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Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
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Posted By: Bill C
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Look at me. Worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
~ S.J. Perelan 1904 - 1979
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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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