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If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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'Whines' are products of sour grapes.
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Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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