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Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
~ Harry S. Truman 1884 - 1972
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
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If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
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Balancing the budget is like protecting your virtue. You just have to learn to say no.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Never test the waters with both feet.
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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
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