-
I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous
-
Look at me. Worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
~ S.J. Perelan 1904 - 1979
Posted By: anonymous
-
It is well for people to change their minds occasionally in order to keep them clean.
~ Luther Burbank 1849 - 1926
Posted By: anonymous
-
If you speak when you’re angry, you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
-
If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
-
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous
-
Hooray for most things!
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous
-
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous