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Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
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Posted By: Bill C
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if you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
~ Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens) 1835 - 1910
Posted By: anonymous
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If you speak when you’re angry, you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
Posted By: anonymous
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
~ Bill Cosby -
Posted By: anonymous
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Never test the waters with both feet.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous