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You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
~ Lord Byron 1788 - 1824
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If you're in a bad situation, don't worry, it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry, it'll change.
~ John A Simone Sr. 1932 - 1996
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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977
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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Why can’t problems hit us when we’re seventeen and we know everything?
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Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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