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“Meow” means “woof” in cat.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
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Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
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I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
~ Lord Byron 1788 - 1824
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If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.
~ Unknown -
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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