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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
~ Bill Cosby -
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You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So... get on your way!
~ Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel) 1904 - 1991
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If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
~ Bill Cosby -
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If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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'Whines' are products of sour grapes.
~ Unknown -
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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977
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I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
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Hooray for most things!
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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