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Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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It is well for people to change their minds occasionally in order to keep them clean.
~ Luther Burbank 1849 - 1926
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
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If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
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It is not all butter that a cow drops
~ John Heywood 1497 - 1580
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The way to be successful is to follow the advice you give to others.
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