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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977
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If you speak when you’re angry, you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
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“Meow” means “woof” in cat.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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