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  • Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

    ~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Never test the waters with both feet.

    ~ Unknown - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

    ~ Charles Barkley - Posted By: Bill C

     
  • It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.

    ~ Steven Wright - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day, You have to go places quite out of the way, You have to go places no others can get to. You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too

    ~ Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel) 1904 - 1991 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.

    ~ Unknown - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

    ~ Woody Allen - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Sometimes when I’m faced with an unbeliever, an atheist, I am tempted to invite him to the greatest gourmet dinner that one could ever serve, and when we finish eating that magnificent dinner, to ask him if he believes there’s a cook.

    ~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004 Posted By: anonymous

     

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