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He who throws dirt loses ground.
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
~ Bill Cosby -
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If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Oh what a tangled web do parents weave, When they think that their children are naive.
~ Ogden Nash 1902 - 1971
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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
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Look at me. Worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
~ S.J. Perelan 1904 - 1979
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