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Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
~ Al Unser -
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
~ Bill Cosby -
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You never move up if you are continually running somebody down.
~ Unknown -
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Half this game is ninety percent mental.
~ Lawrence "Yogi" Berra -
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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
~ Bill Cosby -
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
~ Bill Cosby -
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When your feet hit the floor each morning, do you make your enemy the devil say, "Oh crap, he's up"?
~ Dr. Tony Evans -
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