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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
~ Jeff Foxworthy -
Posted By: Bill C
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He who throws dirt loses ground.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
Posted By: anonymous
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If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous
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When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous
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If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
~ Steven Wright -
Posted By: anonymous
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
~ Charles Barkley -
Posted By: Bill C
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If you speak when you’re angry, you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous