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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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“Meow” means “woof” in cat.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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Sometimes when I’m faced with an unbeliever, an atheist, I am tempted to invite him to the greatest gourmet dinner that one could ever serve, and when we finish eating that magnificent dinner, to ask him if he believes there’s a cook.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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