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If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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The way to be successful is to follow the advice you give to others.
~ Unknown -
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
~ Drew Carey -
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Sometimes when I’m faced with an unbeliever, an atheist, I am tempted to invite him to the greatest gourmet dinner that one could ever serve, and when we finish eating that magnificent dinner, to ask him if he believes there’s a cook.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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Posted By: Bill C
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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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