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  • Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.

    ~ Al Unser - Posted By: Bill C

     
  • if you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.

    ~ Unknown - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

    ~ Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens) 1835 - 1910 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • If you speak when you’re angry, you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.

    ~ Unknown - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

    ~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

    ~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

    ~ Bill Cosby - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Never test the waters with both feet.

    ~ Unknown - Posted By: anonymous

     

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