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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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You know that you're over the hill - When your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill
~ Paul Barrere/Gabriel Paul Barrere -
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If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.
~ Unknown -
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I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
~ Robert Downey, Jr. -
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So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977
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If you speak when you’re angry, you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
~ Unknown -
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