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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
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Half this game is ninety percent mental.
~ Lawrence "Yogi" Berra -
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Look at me. Worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
~ S.J. Perelan 1904 - 1979
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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
~ Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens) 1835 - 1910
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You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
~ Lord Byron 1788 - 1824
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“Meow” means “woof” in cat.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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