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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
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I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right.
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If you're in a bad situation, don't worry, it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry, it'll change.
~ John A Simone Sr. 1932 - 1996
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If you speak when you’re angry, you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
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Balancing the budget is like protecting your virtue. You just have to learn to say no.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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