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You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
~ Unknown -
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
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Why can’t problems hit us when we’re seventeen and we know everything?
~ Unknown -
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
~ Bill Cosby -
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
~ Jeff Foxworthy -
Posted By: Bill C
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If you speak when you’re angry, you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
~ Unknown -
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If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
~ Bill Cosby -
Posted By: anonymous