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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
~ Lord Byron 1788 - 1824
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You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
~ Unknown -
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You know that you're over the hill - When your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill
~ Paul Barrere/Gabriel Paul Barrere -
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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Oh what a tangled web do parents weave, When they think that their children are naive.
~ Ogden Nash 1902 - 1971
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'Whines' are products of sour grapes.
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Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.
~ Unknown -
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if you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
~ Unknown -
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