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I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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When your feet hit the floor each morning, do you make your enemy the devil say, "Oh crap, he's up"?
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One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Why can’t problems hit us when we’re seventeen and we know everything?
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Balancing the budget is like protecting your virtue. You just have to learn to say no.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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