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If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
~ Steven Wright -
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I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
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I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right.
~ Billy Graham -
Posted By: Bill C
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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977
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Oh what a tangled web do parents weave, When they think that their children are naive.
~ Ogden Nash 1902 - 1971
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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Posted By: Bill C
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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