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  • if you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.

    ~ Unknown - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • When your feet hit the floor each morning, do you make your enemy the devil say, "Oh crap, he's up"?

    ~ Dr. Tony Evans - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

    ~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

    ~ Bill Cosby - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • “Meow” means “woof” in cat.

    ~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So... get on your way!

    ~ Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel) 1904 - 1991 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

    ~ Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens) 1835 - 1910 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Sometimes when I’m faced with an unbeliever, an atheist, I am tempted to invite him to the greatest gourmet dinner that one could ever serve, and when we finish eating that magnificent dinner, to ask him if he believes there’s a cook.

    ~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004 Posted By: anonymous

     

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