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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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Posted By: Bill C
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
~ Woody Allen -
Posted By: anonymous
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Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
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It is not all butter that a cow drops
~ John Heywood 1497 - 1580
Posted By: anonymous
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
~ Bill Cosby -
Posted By: anonymous
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous
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'Whines' are products of sour grapes.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
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When your feet hit the floor each morning, do you make your enemy the devil say, "Oh crap, he's up"?
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Posted By: anonymous