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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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“Meow” means “woof” in cat.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
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You never move up if you are continually running somebody down.
~ Unknown -
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Half this game is ninety percent mental.
~ Lawrence "Yogi" Berra -
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
~ Bill Cosby -
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