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So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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Posted By: Bill C
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If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
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Posted By: anonymous
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Never test the waters with both feet.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
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“Meow” means “woof” in cat.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous
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If A is a success in life, than A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
~ Albert Einstein 1879 - 1955
Posted By: anonymous
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If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous
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Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous