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It is well for people to change their minds occasionally in order to keep them clean.
~ Luther Burbank 1849 - 1926
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When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.
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So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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