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  • The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

    ~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

    ~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • You know that you're over the hill - When your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill

    ~ Paul Barrere/Gabriel Paul Barrere - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.

    ~ Unknown - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

    ~ Robert Downey, Jr. - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.

    ~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

    ~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • If you speak when you’re angry, you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.

    ~ Unknown - Posted By: anonymous

     

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