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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
~ Unknown -
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He who throws dirt loses ground.
~ Unknown -
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
~ Unknown -
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Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
~ Unknown -
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If you speak when you’re angry, you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
~ Unknown -
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