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If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
~ Robin Williams -
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
~ Lord Byron 1788 - 1824
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If you speak when you’re angry, you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
~ Unknown -
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If you're in a bad situation, don't worry, it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry, it'll change.
~ John A Simone Sr. 1932 - 1996
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I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right.
~ Billy Graham -
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Look at me. Worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
~ S.J. Perelan 1904 - 1979
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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