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If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
~ Bill Cosby -
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Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.
~ Unknown -
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You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So... get on your way!
~ Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel) 1904 - 1991
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
~ Unknown -
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If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,
You have to go places quite out of the way,
You have to go places no others can get to.
You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too
~ Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel) 1904 - 1991
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Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
~ Unknown -
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You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
~ Lawrence "Yogi" Berra -
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