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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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If A is a success in life, than A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
~ Albert Einstein 1879 - 1955
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Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
~ Al Unser -
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
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If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
~ Bill Cosby -
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So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
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