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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
~ Bill Cosby -
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
~ Bill Cosby -
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Balancing the budget is like protecting your virtue. You just have to learn to say no.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
~ Lord Byron 1788 - 1824
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