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It is not all butter that a cow drops
~ John Heywood 1497 - 1580
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Look at me. Worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
~ S.J. Perelan 1904 - 1979
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So... get on your way!
~ Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel) 1904 - 1991
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if you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
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