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Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
~ Unknown -
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
~ Unknown -
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“Meow” means “woof” in cat.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Look at me. Worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
~ S.J. Perelan 1904 - 1979
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
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Posted By: Bill C
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If you're in a bad situation, don't worry, it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry, it'll change.
~ John A Simone Sr. 1932 - 1996
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I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right.
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