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I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
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If you're in a bad situation, don't worry, it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry, it'll change.
~ John A Simone Sr. 1932 - 1996
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So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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If you speak when you’re angry, you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
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If A is a success in life, than A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
~ Albert Einstein 1879 - 1955
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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Hooray for most things!
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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