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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
~ Bill Cosby -
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When your feet hit the floor each morning, do you make your enemy the devil say, "Oh crap, he's up"?
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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
~ Unknown -
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If A is a success in life, than A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
~ Albert Einstein 1879 - 1955
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
~ Lord Byron 1788 - 1824
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