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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977
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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
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'Whines' are products of sour grapes.
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If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.
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If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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If A is a success in life, than A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
~ Albert Einstein 1879 - 1955
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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
~ Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens) 1835 - 1910
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
~ Lord Byron 1788 - 1824
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