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You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
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Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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“Meow” means “woof” in cat.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.
~ Unknown -
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You never move up if you are continually running somebody down.
~ Unknown -
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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
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