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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977
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Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
~ Harry S. Truman 1884 - 1972
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It is not all butter that a cow drops
~ John Heywood 1497 - 1580
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It is well for people to change their minds occasionally in order to keep them clean.
~ Luther Burbank 1849 - 1926
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
~ Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens) 1835 - 1910
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So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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