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The way to be successful is to follow the advice you give to others.
~ Unknown -
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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
~ Bill Cosby -
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
~ Drew Carey -
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
~ Bill Cosby -
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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Hooray for most things!
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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