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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
~ Bill Cosby -
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Hooray for most things!
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Oh what a tangled web do parents weave, When they think that their children are naive.
~ Ogden Nash 1902 - 1971
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You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So... get on your way!
~ Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel) 1904 - 1991
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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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