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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
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I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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It is not all butter that a cow drops
~ John Heywood 1497 - 1580
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You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
~ Unknown -
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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977
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