-
'Whines' are products of sour grapes.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
-
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
~ Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens) 1835 - 1910
Posted By: anonymous
-
The way to be successful is to follow the advice you give to others.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
-
if you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
-
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
Posted By: anonymous
-
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous
-
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous
-
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
~ Drew Carey -
Posted By: anonymous