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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Never test the waters with both feet.
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He who throws dirt loses ground.
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
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It is well for people to change their minds occasionally in order to keep them clean.
~ Luther Burbank 1849 - 1926
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