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Sometimes when I’m faced with an unbeliever, an atheist, I am tempted to invite him to the greatest gourmet dinner that one could ever serve, and when we finish eating that magnificent dinner, to ask him if he believes there’s a cook.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Balancing the budget is like protecting your virtue. You just have to learn to say no.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Why can’t problems hit us when we’re seventeen and we know everything?
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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.
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Oh what a tangled web do parents weave, When they think that their children are naive.
~ Ogden Nash 1902 - 1971
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