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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
~ Unknown -
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Look at me. Worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
~ S.J. Perelan 1904 - 1979
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When your feet hit the floor each morning, do you make your enemy the devil say, "Oh crap, he's up"?
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Sometimes when I’m faced with an unbeliever, an atheist, I am tempted to invite him to the greatest gourmet dinner that one could ever serve, and when we finish eating that magnificent dinner, to ask him if he believes there’s a cook.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
~ Bill Cosby -
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If you speak when you’re angry, you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
~ Unknown -
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
~ Bill Cosby -
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