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Oh what a tangled web do parents weave, When they think that their children are naive.
~ Ogden Nash 1902 - 1971
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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If you speak when you’re angry, you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
~ Unknown -
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Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.
~ Unknown -
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You know that you're over the hill - When your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
~ Bill Cosby -
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Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
~ Unknown -
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