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Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
~ Unknown -
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If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.
~ Unknown -
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You never move up if you are continually running somebody down.
~ Unknown -
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If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
~ Steven Wright -
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One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Half this game is ninety percent mental.
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'Whines' are products of sour grapes.
~ Unknown -
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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
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