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When your feet hit the floor each morning, do you make your enemy the devil say, "Oh crap, he's up"?
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Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
~ Unknown -
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You never move up if you are continually running somebody down.
~ Unknown -
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If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,
You have to go places quite out of the way,
You have to go places no others can get to.
You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too
~ Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel) 1904 - 1991
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
~ Bill Cosby -
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Why can’t problems hit us when we’re seventeen and we know everything?
~ Unknown -
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If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
~ Bill Cosby -
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