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One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
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if you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
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