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  • I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

    ~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • 'Whines' are products of sour grapes.

    ~ Unknown - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

    ~ Bill Cosby - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Never test the waters with both feet.

    ~ Unknown - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

    ~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

    ~ Jerry Seinfeld - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

    ~ Robert Downey, Jr. - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

    ~ Lawrence "Yogi" Berra - Posted By: anonymous

     

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