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Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
~ Harry S. Truman 1884 - 1972
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I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
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I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right.
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977
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'Whines' are products of sour grapes.
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Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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