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  • It is well for people to change their minds occasionally in order to keep them clean.

    ~ Luther Burbank 1849 - 1926 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

    ~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.

    ~ Unknown - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.

    ~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

    ~ Lawrence "Yogi" Berra - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

    ~ Bill Cosby - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

    ~ Jeff Foxworthy - Posted By: Bill C

     
  • It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.

    ~ Steven Wright - Posted By: anonymous

     

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