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Hooray for most things!
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Why can’t problems hit us when we’re seventeen and we know everything?
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Half this game is ninety percent mental.
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If A is a success in life, than A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
~ Albert Einstein 1879 - 1955
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So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Balancing the budget is like protecting your virtue. You just have to learn to say no.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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