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Why can’t problems hit us when we’re seventeen and we know everything?
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
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Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
~ Al Unser -
Posted By: Bill C
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It is well for people to change their minds occasionally in order to keep them clean.
~ Luther Burbank 1849 - 1926
Posted By: anonymous
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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
~ Bill Cosby -
Posted By: anonymous
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One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous
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If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
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Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
~ Harry S. Truman 1884 - 1972
Posted By: anonymous
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if you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
~ Unknown -
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