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It is well for people to change their minds occasionally in order to keep them clean.
~ Luther Burbank 1849 - 1926
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
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Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
~ Harry S. Truman 1884 - 1972
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
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