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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
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I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right.
~ Billy Graham -
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The way to be successful is to follow the advice you give to others.
~ Unknown -
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He who throws dirt loses ground.
~ Unknown -
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Hooray for most things!
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Never test the waters with both feet.
~ Unknown -
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