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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
~ Jeff Foxworthy -
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If you're in a bad situation, don't worry, it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry, it'll change.
~ John A Simone Sr. 1932 - 1996
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If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
~ Robin Williams -
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
~ Unknown -
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Hooray for most things!
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
~ Harry S. Truman 1884 - 1972
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