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  • The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

    ~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • “Meow” means “woof” in cat.

    ~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

    ~ Lawrence "Yogi" Berra - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • You never move up if you are continually running somebody down.

    ~ Unknown - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Half this game is ninety percent mental.

    ~ Lawrence "Yogi" Berra - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

    ~ Unknown - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.

    ~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

    ~ Bill Cosby - Posted By: anonymous

     

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