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One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right.
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Posted By: Bill C
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You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So... get on your way!
~ Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel) 1904 - 1991
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If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
~ Steven Wright -
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Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
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Posted By: Bill C
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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