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Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
~ Al Unser -
Posted By: Bill C
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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
~ Jeff Foxworthy -
Posted By: Bill C
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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
Posted By: anonymous
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If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
~ Jerry Seinfeld -
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if you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
~ Unknown -
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
~ Woody Allen -
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