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Oh what a tangled web do parents weave, When they think that their children are naive.
~ Ogden Nash 1902 - 1971
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
~ Unknown -
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Hooray for most things!
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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