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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
~ Jeff Foxworthy -
Posted By: Bill C
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I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right.
~ Billy Graham -
Posted By: Bill C
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous
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It is not all butter that a cow drops
~ John Heywood 1497 - 1580
Posted By: anonymous
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He who throws dirt loses ground.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
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Hooray for most things!
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous
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If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
~ Robin Williams -
Posted By: anonymous
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Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous