-
Why can’t problems hit us when we’re seventeen and we know everything?
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
-
If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,
You have to go places quite out of the way,
You have to go places no others can get to.
You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too
~ Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel) 1904 - 1991
Posted By: anonymous
-
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous
-
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
~ Bill Cosby -
Posted By: anonymous
-
If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
~ Steven Wright -
Posted By: anonymous
-
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous
-
You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
-
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
~ Bill Cosby -
Posted By: anonymous