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Hooray for most things!
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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Never test the waters with both feet.
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if you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
~ Harry S. Truman 1884 - 1972
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