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'Whines' are products of sour grapes.
~ Unknown -
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Half this game is ninety percent mental.
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When your feet hit the floor each morning, do you make your enemy the devil say, "Oh crap, he's up"?
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
~ Lord Byron 1788 - 1824
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
~ Drew Carey -
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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