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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977
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Sometimes when I’m faced with an unbeliever, an atheist, I am tempted to invite him to the greatest gourmet dinner that one could ever serve, and when we finish eating that magnificent dinner, to ask him if he believes there’s a cook.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
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If you're in a bad situation, don't worry, it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry, it'll change.
~ John A Simone Sr. 1932 - 1996
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It is well for people to change their minds occasionally in order to keep them clean.
~ Luther Burbank 1849 - 1926
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One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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