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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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He who throws dirt loses ground.
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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
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If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
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If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
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